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According to reports from around the country, the Butterball Turkey farm is recalling all turkeys dated after November 12, 2013 because some idiot forgot to butter the balls. 5. 007-2020-EXP Conagra Brands, Inc. oz. To answer the question, the Talk-Line home economist asked how much the bird weighed. He called “TurkeyCentral” for turkey grilling tips while waiting to tee off from the 14th hole. Over the years, the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line staff has had their share of memorable calls – inquiries that stand out from the crowd because they’re heartwarming or amusing. Tofu turkey? Butterball Overview. Butterball, perhaps the nation's best-known turkey brand, is recalling 39 tons of turkey because it might be tainted with salmonella. Hat Did One Prick Say To The Other Prick? ), Thanksgiving Dinner on the run. Check your freezers, because Butterball is recalling all of their turkeys because they forgot to butter the balls. 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